Criminal Cops

July 23, 2020

I’ve just been reading that 18 Cheshire Police people have criminal convictions, revealed in response to a Freedom of Information request published by Sky News. This is hardly a surprise and the figure is artificially low because chief crookstable, Darren Martland, doesn’t care about criminal constables Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer committing perjury. He claims […]

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More PCC Vote Buying

May 18, 2020

I read in Cheshire Live this morning ( that David Keane, Cheshire’s Police Crime Commissioner has been funding a charity to deliver equipment to “vulnerable and neglected children across Cheshire”. I am not arguing with the need.but I think it reprehensible that Keane is using his budget to further his social agenda and gain personal […]

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Smashed Police Car Windscreen

May 6, 2020

According to Cheshire Live “Police are appealing for information after the windscreen of a marked police car was smashed in Crewe on Thursday night (April 30).” Fair enough, but then “Sergeant Paul Heatley of Crewe Local Policing Unit, said: “At any time mindless acts of vandalism are inconceivable but given the current situation, any attack […]

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Lancashire Crooked Cop

May 1, 2020

The recent case of the police officer in Accrington threatening to make something up to arrest someone, with the words “Who are they going to believe, me or you?”, which he repeated for emphasis, raises a number of points. “Who are they going to believe?” Unfortunately the justice system is populated with crooked judges […]

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Fake Police Officers Not As Bad As Real Ones

November 21, 2019

I was just reading on Stoke On Trent Live ( that fraudsters pretending to be Cheshire police officers conned a pensioner out of more than £10,000. I guess she was lucky. If they had been real police officers, it could have cost her an awful lot more, like it did me. The perjury of criminal […]

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Cheshire constabulary irony

November 2, 2019

I was just reading an article mentioning criminal constable Eoin Anderson of the Cheshire constabulary’s “Roads and Crime Unit) Is there no end to the irony? Eoin Anderson is a convicted careless driver and a criminal. Just what you want dealing with Roads and Crime?

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Amazing! – Cheshire Police Officer Charged

November 1, 2019

I could hardly believe it when I read that a Cheshire police officer had been charged with two offences (CheshireLive –, namely “misconduct in public office and attempting to pervert the course of justice” (actually the offence is perverting the course of justice, not attempting to do so, regardless of whether or not the […]

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Pronoun Plods

October 24, 2019

So Julie Cooke, deputy chief constable of the Cheshire police, is now rightly being mocked in the Australian press. Her(?) idiocy has become an international phenomenon. The Australian newspaper, published in print and online (, carries an article entitled “Pronoun plods: virtue-signalling police force crosses (thin blue) line” by “The Mocker”, accompanied by the following […]

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Are The Cheshire Police Teaching Criminality?

October 21, 2019

I was just reading in online “Warrington Worldwide” ( about 29 police constable apprentices starting a degree programme which sees them divide their time between studies at the Warrington Campus of the University of Chester and policing across Cheshire. One of the problems I see is that you have people like crooked ex-inspector Richard Hill […]

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His disHonour Judge Pearce, Hypocrite

October 19, 2019

I was just reading about judge Pearce’s ruling in a matter relating to company PhosAgro. What is disturbing is that crooked judge Pearce suggests that someone might be lying to the court. This is the judge who makes up evidence, ignores evidence, “misinterprets” evidence and goes against his own ruling so that he can say […]

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Julie Cooke Again

October 17, 2019

So Julie Cooke, deputy chief constable of the Cheshire police, is telling us the official police line (according to the way she told us, reported in the Spectator) that we must respect the personal pronouns that each individual prefers. I don’t personally have a problem with that, though we have always had a gender neutral […]

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More on Crooked Judge Pearce

October 4, 2019

Another crooked part of Pearce’s judgment occurs to me, that is not mentioned in my critique of his performance and judgment. At the outset of the trial, he ruled that the witness statements would stand as evidence-in-chief. He did this at the request of defence counsel, Michael Armstrong, who clearly thought that the police witness […]

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His disHonour Judge Pearce

October 2, 2019

It is very worrying that his dishonour judge Pearce appears to be sitting in the High Court ( It is of grave concern that a judge who ignores evidence, deliberately “misinterprets” evidence and invents evidence shoud sit in the High Court. It is questionable whether such a person should even be a judge, let alone […]

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Police Not Properly Vetted

September 28, 2019

So we are told that more than 35,000 police officers are “not properly vetted”, putting public at risk of sexual predators, according to a report by the Inspectorate of Constabulary Fire and Rescue Service. This follows on from the high profile case of Cheshire police person Ian Naude, imprisoned for allegedly raping a 13 year […]

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Cheshire Constabulary Mentally Ill

September 20, 2019

So the Cheshire constabulary is increasing mental health support for front line police officers, as recorded in Runcorn and Widnes World . The article is accompanied by this photo of the two happy people, David Keane and Darren Martland, who are so content to employ criminal constables Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer and to have […]

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Cheshire Police Recruiting

September 18, 2019

So the Cheshire constabulary is recruiting constables. Very interesting. If you are thinking of applying,you might pause to think whether you want to join a criminal organisation (i.e. an organisation that profits from the crimes of its members). On the other hand, if you have a total lack of moral standards, you will fit right […]

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David Keane Hypocrisy Again

September 9, 2019

I was just reading about David Keane meeting an offender whose life was “turned around” by restorative justice. The meeting took place when Keane visited the organisation he commissioned to provide restorative justice services in Cheshire. Rank hypocrisy! If he believed in restorative justice, he would have criminal constables Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer apologize […]

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Police Crime Analogy

August 8, 2019

I was just looking at a video of Tyler Hamilton speaking at the Oxford Union about how, as a top level cyclist, he got into doping, was suspended and ultimately made full statements about his doping and doping in the sport when testifying to a grand jury. You can watch it here: What was […]

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Simon Byrne’s Crystal Balls

July 22, 2019

So crooked cop Simon Byrne, now chief constable of the Police Service of Northern Ireland, reckons he is an expert on politics and economics. The London Economic reports: “Northern Ireland’s police chief has warned that a hard Brexit will have a “detrimental” impact on the peace process. “Simon Byrne painted a stark picture of a […]

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Message from Darren Martland

June 28, 2019

Darren Martland, chief constable of the Cheshire constabulary, has sent clear messages by his refusal to do anything about criminals PC Eoin Anderson and PC Nicola Rimmer. The messages are: He has no more integrity than his predecessors and is content to have criminals in the ranks People can commit any crime they want as […]

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David Keane Misguided Again

June 19, 2019

The despicable David Keane, Cheshire’s police crime commissioner shows his stupidity yet again. He is calling on the police and crime panel chairman, Bob Fousert to resign because he expressed an opinion that a rainbow lanyard was political and that a senior officer should not wear it. I am not saying that Mr Fousert was […]

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Is John Armstrong a Criminal?

June 17, 2019

In my view, superintendent (retired) John Armstrong of the Cheshire constabulary is a criminal, guilty in my view of misconduct in a public office. Basically as head of the so-called professional standards branch of the Cheshire constabulary he was content for my complaint against criminal constables Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer to be improperly investigated […]

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Darren Martland, Chief Crookstable?

June 15, 2019

Darren Martland has placed himself firmly on the side of crooks and criminals in the Cheshire constabulary, confirming that the constabulary is indeed a criminal organisation. You might wonder, as do I, why the chief constable (chief crook?) is content to have a member of the public robbed of thousands of pounds by the actions […]

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Cheshire Constabulary Dishonesty

June 13, 2019

When I began this website, my primary aim was to let the public know how dangerous the Cheshire police are and how you need to be in your guard and take precautions to protect yourself when you are in Cheshire. The problem is their complete lack of honesty. Not just that criminal cops PCs Eoin […]

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Two Scumbags for Cheshire PCC

June 3, 2019

So we have two scumbags declared themselves running for Cheshire Police Crime Commissioner at the next election.  We have incumbent David Keane, just declared, who wasted the best part of half a million pounds on a misguided hearing into misconduct by crooked chief constable Simon Byrne.  Yet he felt obliged, for the sake of the […]

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Crooked Chief Constable

May 28, 2019

The new chief constable of the Cheshire constabulary has just joined the ranks of the crooked cops.  As stated elsewhere, if we take the definition of a criminal organisation as one that profits from its crime, then the Cheshire constabulary is a criminal organisation, having at the very least profited from the crime of PCs […]

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PSNI Gets Crooked Chief Constable

May 25, 2019

Bad news for Northern Ireland.  It has just been announced that Simon Byrne has been appointed as the next chief constable of the Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI). He may not have been found guilty of misconduct in a ridiculously expensive hearing, but unless it was all lies, the evidence painted a picture of […]

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Bad News for Northern Ireland?

May 16, 2019

I have just been reading in the Belfast Telegraph that the ex chief constable of Cheshire, Simon Byrne, is in the running for the job of chief constable of the Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI).  I hope for the sake of Northern Ireland that he is not appointed.  He may have been cleared of misconduct […]

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Sacha Hatchett

April 25, 2019

I was just reading that Sacha Hatchett has been appointed assistant chief constable of North Wales Police. Only problem is that she is moving there from the Cheshire constabulary, which is a criminal organisation according to some definitions,  where she was temporary assistant chief constable.  So the question is: Is she leaving the Cheshire constabulary […]

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Running Out Of Time

April 16, 2019

It is almost 11 months since I first published information about the crime of crooked Cheshire cops Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer. If what I published was untrue, then they would have a pretty good case against me for defamation.  If it was untrue, they could at least have had the publication taken down. The […]

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Inconsistent Policing As Usual

April 16, 2019

I was just reading on CheshireLive that a woman was arrested and convicted for stealing over £13,000 from two elderly women: ( That’s fine, and you could probably argue that she deserves her 20 month sentence. But I lost more than that amount as a direct result of the crimes of criminal cops Eoin Anderson […]

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Julie Cooke – New Cheshire Deputy Chief Constable

April 3, 2019

So Cheshire constabulary has appointed a new deputy chief constable, Julie Cooke, recently moved from Merseyside according to CheshireLive Chief constable Darren Martland is quoted as saying “I’d like to personally congratulate Julie on her appointment and look forward to drawing on her expertise as we continue with our work to make Cheshire even safer.” I […]

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Janette McCormick and Ethics

March 13, 2019

We recently pointed out the irony of Janette McCormick being appointed to the College of Policing as Assistant Chief Constable.  Irony because the college is responsible for, and publishes, the policing Code of Ethics which is something that she appears to know nothing about considering her multiple violations of the code.  We shall be adding […]

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“Worst Judge” in High Court?

March 11, 2019

I nominated his “honour” judge Richard Pearce as worst judge in England and Wales because of his ignoring evidence and making up evidence in order to make a judgment in line with his prejudices rather than with truth and justice. Not fit to be a judge in my opinion. But at least he wasn’t sitting […]

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More From Idiot PCC

March 11, 2019

Interesting remarks here from the unpleasant David Keane, Cheshire Police Crime Commissioner. He is quoted as saying: “Cheshire Police has lost 135 officers since 2010 and in addition to this other public services across Cheshire, including local authorities, have been subject to harsh spending cuts from central Government. “We have got to ask ourselves the […]

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Selective Policing

March 9, 2019

I was reading in the Knutsford Times ( that a couple who scammed Cheshire residents out of more than £30,000 were jailed, one of them for over 3 years. I found this interesting because it is about the same amount of money that the Cheshire police scammed from me with the lies of criminal constables […]

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Cheshire Police Hiring Uselessness

March 6, 2019

It is clear that the Cheshire constabulary is absolutely useless when it comes to hiring people. And it is not just that they hired criminals Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer as constables They hired paedophile Ian Naude, after which untrustworthy police crime commissioner David Keane said that the Cheshire police would review their hiring procedures […]

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Cheshire Police Waste More Money

February 25, 2019

Interesting article at concerning looking for a man spotted cycling naked.As one person commenting on the article pointed out, this is perfectly lawful and they inserted a link to the college of policing briefing note on the subject. So why are the police wasting our money following up on someone where there is […]

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Interesting Case Study – Cheshire Police Incompetence

February 12, 2019

I have been studying details of case information supplied to me by a reader. He reported crimes committed against him to the Cheshire police who totally failed to follow procedure. The result? First off the criminals were not prosecuted because the Cheshire police failed to gather evidence that they easily could have if they had […]

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College of Policing Takes Crooked Cheshire Cop

February 11, 2019

The College of Policing is the professional body for police in England and Wales. One thing they do is issue the Code of Ethics which police are supposed to follow. So you would think that anybody assigned to the college would be someone who knows, follows and obeys the Code of Ethics. The code is […]

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Preferred Candidate for Cheshire Chief Constable

January 24, 2019

According to the Warrington Guardian, PCC David Keane’s preferred candidate for the role of Chief Constable is Darren Martland. What is worrying is that Martland is already a member of the constabulary, so may be tainted by the culture of dishonesty and criminality that has prevailed under previous and current Police Crime Commissioners John Dwyer […]

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Cheshire Conservatives Lost It

January 23, 2019

The Cheshire Conservatives are just plain stupid, they have just announced that John Dwyer will be their candidate for the job of Police Crime Commissioner at the next election. He is absolutely useless and the evidence would point to him having no more integrity than Keane, maybe even less. Dwyer appointed disgraced and crooked chief […]

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David Keane After Your Money Again

January 21, 2019

Interesting piece in the Winsford Guardian about Cheshire police funding. ( Basically PCC David Keane bleating again about needing more money. The interesting points worth noting are: “The problem is this is the same David Keane who filled the £50,000-a-year position of deputy commissioner with the daughter of family friends in the face of accusations […]

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David Keane, Cheshire PCC, Looks For New Chief Constable

January 21, 2019

I was just reading on Cheshire Live ( about the recruitment of a new chief constable to replace the undesirable Simon Byrne who submitted to the court a false statement of defence against my claim for malicious prosecution – a crook in other words. I am not quite sure what to make of Police Crime […]

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More on Fox Hunting

December 29, 2018

More on fox hunting from Cheshire Live Quoting from the article: ‘Chester Labour MP Chris Matheson tweeted on Boxing Day: “Hunts across the country have stuck two fingers up to the law for far too long, in their desperate desire for fulfilment of sadistic needs. Labour’s announcement of tougher anti hunting laws (and enforcing […]

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December 28, 2018

One has to wonder whether David Keane, Cheshire PCC is quite right in the head (and this is apart from the fact that he thinks it is OK for Cheshire police to commit perjury). He is for ever bleating about police budgets, but seems to be looking for ways to spend money on relatively low […]

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Fiona Onasanya Not The Only One

December 20, 2018

A lot has been written these last few days about Member of Parliament Fiona Onasanya being convicted of perverting the course of justice. But let’s not forget that the Cheshire police pervert the course of justice with impunity. When I was charged with a motoring offence that I did not commit, crooked cops Eoin Anderson […]

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Two Faces of Janette McCormick

December 17, 2018

I don’t normally take too much account of people’s appearance, but when they are two-faced like Cheshire acting chief constable Janette McCormick, it is perhaps worth a comment. The first picture here is Janette McCormick as portrayed on the Cheshire constabulary website . Notice how artfully posed and composed it is. Sweet smile, fringe in […]

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David Keane Totally Useless

December 14, 2018

David Keane is the completely useless police crime commissioner (PCC) for Cheshire. Further evidence is the totally unnecessary misconduct case against former chief constable Simon Byrne. David Keane suspended him in August 2017, since when he has, presumably, been paid his normal salary for doing nothing. The suspension was pending a hearing of allegations of […]

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Looking for New Cheshire Chief Constable

November 17, 2018

I was reading in the Warrington Guardian that David Keane, Cheshire Police-Crime Commissioner has started the recruitment process for a new chief constable to replace the odious Simon Byrne. David Keane said: “Cheshire Constabulary is a top performing police service which has consistently achieved positive ratings from HMICRFS and has what I believe to be […]

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David Keane Pretends To Be Concerned

November 17, 2018

I was just reading on Cheshire Live that “Police boss David Keane has said he will review recruitment processes following the conviction of Ian Naude, the police officer who has been convicted with the rape of a 13-year-old girl.” In his statement he says ““I remain committed to one of my key priorities of protecting […]

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Cheshire Police Officer Charged

November 9, 2018

I was surprised to see that a Cheshire PC, Ian Naude has been charged with various sexual offences against minors and has admitted some of them. With the Cheshire constabulary predilection for covering up for, if not actually promoting, crime committed by their members, having one of them prosecuted must be a fairly unusual occurrence. […]

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What Does David Keane Do?

October 30, 2018

On 28th October 2018, the Knutsford Guardian published a superb column about David Keane entitled “OPINION: What does a police and crime commissioner do?“.  You can read the whole article by clicking on that link, but here are the opening sentences to give you a flavour for how accurate and perceptive it is: “It seems […]

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Commons Home Affairs Committee Report On Policing

October 26, 2018

A recent report into policing by the Commons Home Affairs Committee has attracted some press comment recently. There was a lively discussion in the online version of “The Times”, with the consensus being that the police wasted many of their resources, and there wasn’t much sympathy for their whining about what cuts would mean for […]

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How Much Money Does Cheshire Constabulary Waste on PR?

October 23, 2018

I was just reading in the Knutsford Times of 22 October that Cheshire constabulary is supporting Get Safe Online Week. Seems to me that they are not adding any value because the article is all about what is doing. All you need to know is on that website and in the press, so this […]

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David Keane Lies Again

October 19, 2018

Cheshire Police Crime Commissioner David Keane has just issued his annual report for 2017-18.   It is full of the usual lies like “As Commissioner, I am committed to representing victims and I am continuing to invest heavily into services to support victims across Cheshire.”.  He does of course neglect to mention that this does not […]

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David Keane Bleats Again

October 17, 2018

More bleating from David Keane, Cheshire Police Crime Commissioner, about wanting more funding to cover increased payments into the police pension fund. If he wants an immediate saving, much better that he gets rid of crooked cops Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer. And what about all the money he wasted on suspending chief constable Simon […]

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Worst Judge in England and Wales

October 16, 2018

I Googled “Worst Judge in England and Wales” and it didn’t seem like there was anything more recent than 14 February 1998, in the “Independent” when “The man voted the ‘worst judge in Britain’ made legal history yesterday by resigning after a report concluded that his conduct had weakened “public confidence in the whole judicial […]

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Cheshire Police to Axe Numbers

October 12, 2018

I was just reading in the Chester Standard that “Cheshire Police could be forced to axe 250 front-line police officer roles”.  They wrote: “Police and Crime Commissioner David Keane and Acting Chief Constable, Janette McCormick released In a joint statement this morning (Thursday, October 11). “In it they say that the cuts will have a […]

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Wot? No Action?

October 1, 2018

The website has been live for over 4 months now. In that time, nobody mentioned has contacted me to say that anything contained therein is untrue or inaccurate. I take that as close to conclusive proof that PCs Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer are as crooked as I say, otherwise they surely would have […]

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Who is in Dunfermline?

September 22, 2018

Someone in Dunfermline is regularly checking into this website, so I assume that person has an interest in it even though they are so far removed from the scene of the action.  My guess is that it is some relative of Eoin Anderson, seeing as how Anderson is a popular Scottish surname.  The name Eoin […]

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Was It PC Eoin Anderson?

September 22, 2018

A member of the Cheshire constabulary recently tried to hang himself outside the constabulary HQ in Winsford.  His colleagues took him down and he was taken to hospital.  The press released no name, but I can’t help wondering whether it was PC Eoin Anderson driven to it by remorse or shame.  He was so brazen […]

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Janette McCormick a Hypocrite

September 20, 2018

Just reading today that during the annual Cheshire police awards, acting chief constable Janette McCormick said: “It always gives me immense pride to see the continued commitment and dedication our officers and staff have to protecting the public of Cheshire.”.  In my view that is mighty hypocritical in view of the fact that they did nothing […]

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Eoin Anderson Internet Search

August 29, 2018

Just out of interest I did a Google search on PC Eoin Anderson of the Cheshire constabulary. This website was the fifth result. Guess what the first four results were. Three of them were about him being banned from driving. He was found guilty of driving without due care and attention, when he caused a […]

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Judge Pearce Gets Attention

August 28, 2018

I am surprised to find that the most visited page recently on this website is the page on his honour judge Pearce.  I certainly think it extremely important that people should know that he has ignored evidence and made up evidence in order to make a wholly unreasonable judgment.  The man is a disgrace and […]

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Must Be True!

August 28, 2018

Over 3 months have elapsed since we went live with our news about the Cheshire Constabulary and in particular crooked cops Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer.  And nobody has come back to us and asked us to change anything because they think it untrue, in spite of the fact that we asked everyone mentioned to […]

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More Cheshire Police Stupidity

August 13, 2018

After the website went live, I obviously wanted to be sure that those named were aware of the website and the content. It is also very clear that I want to ensure the contents of the website are accurate and true to head off any possible claim for defamation. Although reasonably sure that crooked […]

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August 8, 2018

So the Cheshire police are taking part in a crackdown on speeding: .  I don’t have a problem with that: what I do have a problem with is the alleged need for a “crackdown”.  The job of the police is to enforce the law uniformly with integrity year-round – something that they conspicuously fail to […]

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Alleged Criminal Evades Cheshire Police

July 19, 2018

An alleged criminal who left the country before a trial for a motoring offence has returned to the country and is taunting the Cheshire police who said they would arrest him on his return to the country.  I am following this for a couple of reasons – namely the incompetence and the dishonesty of the […]

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His “Honour” Judge Pearce

July 19, 2018

I have just made a few revision to my page on judge Pearce.  He really should be ashamed of what he did: disregarding evidence could be put down to oversight or stupidity, but inventing evidence is nothing short of an absolute disgrace.  He really should be kicked off the bench before he does more damage.

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Buy a Dash Cam

July 8, 2018

I have just added a new page on buying a Dash Cam.  This really is essential for your protection.  If you do not already have one, do get one without delay.  You just don’t know when it will save you a lot of grief and a lot of money by providing evidence that will protect […]

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Call Them Criminals?

June 28, 2018

You will note that I have avoided actually saying that PCs Eoin Anderson and Nicola Rimmer are criminals, only that in my opinion they are and that there is evidence that they are.   I can demonstrate that they deliberately lied in court under oath, but can I say, as a non-lawyer, that their actions were […]

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What are they saying?

June 25, 2018

Now that PC4226 Eoin Anderson’s family and friends have seen this website, I wonder what they are saying to him?  Are they asking whether it is true?  Is he telling them the truth?  Unlikely in my view.  If he says it is all lies, are they encouraging him to sue?  If he doesn’t sue, that […]

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Website Goes Live

May 25, 2018

This website has been on hold for a few months.  Draft content has been added during that time but was password protected so that it could only be viewed by those who were directly affected.  The reason for holding back was that I was waiting to see if the Police and Crime Commissioner or the […]

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